Seconded Best

Flyte-Tipping has heard that the same am-dram group that met last week is bending once again over a table in the Black Bull to do its dirty business.  We didn't think that strange, merely showing an admirable sense of thoroughness and a baffling enthusiasm for:

Our Man In The Know thinks different.  Apparently, at last week's AGM the next production was decided upon.  The subject up for this week's discussion?  What to put on as the next production.  Doh.  Donald Trump would be livid at this waste of productivity because time is money, or in Mr Trump's case, an opportunity to destroy valuable natural habitat along the Aberdeenshire coast.

What could have gone wrong?  Flyte-Tipping suspects there was a breakdown in voting procedure, that while a play was nominated, it wasn't officially seconded.  This collapse in due process is down to nothing  more than hand-raising lethargy.

There have already been mutterings that indecisiveness goes right to the very top.  Could this group be facing its very own Night of the Long Knives, complete with chorus and Army Cadet brass band?

Flyte-Tipping sincerely hopes so, and is trying to acquire advance tickets as we speak.