Comments on Flyte-Tipping & Other Pastimes: A Brief Encounter

Dear Upstart You're so very kind! The interr...

2010-09-08T09:12:55.891+01:00

Dear Upstart

You're so very kind! The interruption to service has been primarily due to an internet connection so frustrating that for health reasons I've had to cut down.

That said, I'm working on a post now, which should be up either today or tomorrow!

Chastity x

When will you be posting again? Your fans miss you...

2010-09-07T20:32:39.111+01:00

When will you be posting again? Your fans miss you!

2010-09-06T19:36:04.028+01:00

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Dear Sarah, How I adore your healthy 'Embrace...

2010-09-06T19:35:53.459+01:00

Dear Sarah,

How I adore your healthy 'Embrace the Capacious Gusset' attitude. I too like to give drawer space to a pair of roomy undercrackers.

Interestingly, I did a quick survey of my washing line on Sunday and there were 9 pairs of El Hombre's and Genius Son's pants taking up 80% of available drying space. So it seems that men too are secret fans of big knickers, as long as they're the ones wearing them!

How has this conspiracy gone unnoticed for so long? Rest assured, I'm on the case...

Chastity x

Funny, you can tell the folk that only venture out...

2010-08-09T10:38:38.527+01:00

Funny, you can tell the folk that only venture out to shop every six months and devoutly stick to their relative lanes of safety and familiarity. If a shop redesigns its aisles and displays, tangles of confused and anxious shoppers are usually found huddling around the gift section muttering, 'this used to be swimwear..'
I, too, am that shopper and want to walk up to the place I visited last time and grap just what i want, and get out of there without having to make value judgements about levels of support or visibility. We are talking underwear, not social services, after all.
My age inappropriate knickers were bought in a fever of limited-time-to-shop, sale euphoria in Top Shop (the best place to go if you want to feel like the last chicken in the butcher's window if you are over 30, in any case) when I was with my tres-sophisticated 14 year old daughter. She usually just gently, sagely, shakes her head at my potentially embarrassing purchases so I can quietly place the hanger back on the rail and 'get real', but seems to have a pants blind spot and loves my new shreds,(positively encouraged their purchase without a hint of spite or sarcasm). They are blue, checked, and have the little bows...yep, s'what I said. They are kind of- puffy- not huggy, too, so I wear them to make my, already comfortable, arse look like it has inflated its airbags.
So take comfort, your cheeks may have been spotted one day a week, but you can hold your hands up to M&S underhandedness. I have checked mine, voluntarily...